Homemade

Homemade pacemaker: put a blue broccoli elastic on your left wrist. Stick a AAA battery in under the elastic on the inside of the wrist with the plus valence pointing upwards, the minus valence pointing down towards your hand. Added bonus; not only will this give your heart n extra boost of energy, any random leftover metal dust particles you may have inhaled will be drawn away from your brain, downwards towards your hand, away from the most serious danger…

Clean the coal out from your lungs or how to remove symptoms of Downs Syndrome: Take a squirt of ACV apple cider vinegar. Citric acid is lemon juice basically. Acetic acid is vinegar basically. (Thesis: Coal is fat is diamonds is breast enhancer is alkaline is sheep is Scotland is rock oil- like, these are all alkaline things usually, like a soft fluffy sheep woolly coat on the sheep still & can be patted!)<Downs Syndrome being an excess of coal in the lungs>.

Pat a horse for kidney repair ’cause horses have good kidneys! (horses eat alot of barley grass, alfalfa grass, salad grasses, hay, green grasses, wheatgrass- which all are good for renal tube repair, kidney tube repair, repairing bent or broken kidney neurons in their tubes, like repairing a squished worm!).

Bees are bears are ears are corn are armadillos are porcupines are bzzz bzzz are wax are honey are peanut butter are manganese are part of your thymus are not iron are vegetarians mostly except they eat fish once in a while. Conclusion; Bears prefer peanut butter to meat! However bears do like Sushi! So, fisherpeople please feed sushi to your bears!

 

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Artist Statement: I like to push...Push the fold...Innovate...Figure out how to do something then figure out how to do it even better...I get bored once I accomplish something...I can’t seem to make multiples...Once it is done, it is done & I am not going to make another one...This can hurt profitability...But I feel the paradigm of repetitive production is obsolete...I see a future where pure intellectual innovation will be rewarded without the need to commercialize it somehow...I wonder about the Star Trek idea of a new culture where money is not the driving force...I live that future already... Bio: Sari is an optimist by nature, someone who always sees the sunny side of things, even if there is no sunny side really...She grew up with two wonderful parents & a great brother...Later she married the very best guy in the world, another artist named Joseph Grove...She likes art because it is for her a happy place to be...A place where joy can reside...So she decided to make art herself because that was the nicest thing she thought she could do for people’s lives...I’d tell you more about angst or strife or misery or struggling, but really, that was not the case...But perhaps, because I am Sari & I am writing this, my perception is warped by my extreme positivity...But, to tell you the truth, life has been good... p.s.You can read more about my credentials on my main website at http://www.grovecanada.ca ...But I have left a few things out, credential-wise... My feeling is:"By their fruits, ye shall know them" which is from the New Testament, Book of Mathew(7, 16-20)... So read my books & see if the fruit tastes good to you...I feel those are better credentials than telling you something on a resume... p.p.s. I am a Christian...Whatever that word means to you...
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